The PeaceKeeper is an Intra-Medullary implant which gives the user the ability to control any speech which one would later regret. When one’s voice raises, the body’s blood pressure simultaneously raises. When this occurs, the PeaceKeeper prompts the lower jaw to slowly and securely close. When the user’s blood pressure lowers to predetermined levels, the PeaceKeeper safely opens the jaw to a natural position.
Research has shown that it is particularly effective among partners, such as married folk and/or anybody whose self-control is otherwise undeveloped. The benefits, hereby, include: husbands no longer “camp out” on sofas; political debates can actually debate an issue rationally; reality shows no longer exist.
"Nothing lowers the level of communication more than raising the voice." - Stanley Horowitz, retired president and chief executor of the National United Jewish Appeal

Boy do I ever need this. When can I get it?
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